Hey shawty what's yo numbah?

I got money in the bank

I'm rollin in my pimped out ride

back up dat ass I wanna spank 


I'm checkin' out you checkin' me

I'm gonna get you all alone

and when you naked on the 'flo

we'll down a bottle of patron


Oh goddddddddddd!!!


what the hell where did good taste go?

another talentless hack on the radio

he never learned to sing,

he found his voice in a cereal box


there was once a time when it took more edge

than a weekend course in studio knowledge

when lyrics meant something

and singers didn't sound like androids


let me off this stroller coaster

I'm far too bored with the repeated repetition

can't they find another toy

cuz this one's played out, there's no competition


but in the meantime, I'll throw myself on the wagon


I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

do you believe in singing like a douchebag?

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa


years ago when I was just a lad

I'd never heard a song with this pathetic fad

they can't hold a note, or carry a tune

in their bravado soaked hands


just like plastic surgery it's reached a peak

where too much tuning has created a freak

where music is synthetic

and singers just sound like assholes


it's not too late to buck the trend

and lose the gimmick that you can't defend

maybe with some vocal coaching

you won't have to pretend


I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

do you believe in singing like a douchebag?

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa


I want to sing better

but this way I'm artistic and creative

what once was an annoyance

has grown into something we can't forgive


I want to sing better

but this way I'm artistic and creative

what once was an annoyance

I just can't.. can't let live but


I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I've got no skill so I'm singing like a douchebag

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa

do you believe in singing like a douchebag?

singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa